Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize