garbage
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you win
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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