Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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