Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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