Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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