dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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