U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I CAN MOONWALK!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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