she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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