By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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