I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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