Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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