my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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