I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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