white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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