Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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