My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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