____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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