marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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