I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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