so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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