Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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