we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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