she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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