so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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