we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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