I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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