drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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