they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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