Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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