my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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