I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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