Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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