sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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