Plan B is the new Plan A
No stitches, just platelets and will power
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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