I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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