there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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