I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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