You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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