So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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