The maid of honor just puked.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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