Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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