Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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