Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's never too late to be topless.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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