the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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