pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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