wakey wakey hands off snakey
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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