it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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