we have officially lost it.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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