So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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