I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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